Nikki Glaser jokes that the Patriots are “the only thing Ben Affleck can commit to”
Nikki Glaser left many red flags all over the field during their live roast on Football on Thursday evening.
The 40-year-old comedian appeared on the Prime Video postgame show following a game between the New York Jets and the New England Patriots on Thursday, September 19, with Glaser describing the game as “the only thing Ben Affleck can get involved.”
During the debut segment titled “Late Hits With Nikki Glaser,” the roast legend also took aim at the Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgersand called him “Throw Rogan,” a reference to Rodgers’ friendship with the comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan.
“It’s ironic that he’s in private retreats because he can’t stop talking about it,” Glaser added of Rodgers. “But he’s funny, you know? He lives in New York. He’s always doing his buddy’s podcast; he looks like the kind of guy who buys beer for teenagers. Frankly, I’m shocked I haven’t gone out with him yet.”
Glaser described herself as “fairly new to football” and admitted that she is not yet fully familiar with some of the game’s terms and expressions.
“I used to think a two-minute warning was something a man gave you after the first minute of sex,” she joked.
Nevertheless, Glaser spoke professionally with the former head coach of the Patriots Bill Belichickwho left the franchise earlier this year after 24 seasons.
“This has to be hard for Bill Belichick,” Glaser said. “Seeing his ex reconcile with a hot black guy.”
Former Patriots linebacker Jerod Mayo was announced as Belichick’s successor in January, the first black coach in franchise history.
Glaser also addressed Belichick’s alleged relationship with the 24-year-old Jordan Hudsonwith whom the former coach has been linked since June.
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“I haven’t seen the Patriots take a loss like that since January 6,” Glaser joked. “I mean, thank God Belichick wasn’t there to see that. He was too busy watching. Blippi with his girlfriend.” (For those who don’t know: Blippi is a mega-popular YouTube channel aimed at young children.)
Glaser was also not afraid to Football on Thursday evening Co-moderators at their side, especially when it came to anchors Charissa Thompson.
“I just have to say, it’s so nice to finally see the photo that I’m showing my plastic surgeon,” Glaser told Thompson, 42. “But seriously, you’re pretty intimidating. You look like the final boss at a country club.”
Football on Thursday evening This isn’t the last time fans will see Glaser, as she announced that her “Late Hits” segment will air four more times throughout the season.
