Nevertheless, such events do occur. And when they do, they are serious. Yesterday in Ukraine, for example. Although one wave is not enough for them – not everyone has understood that. Apparently we need a few more waves to clear our brains. Although there are no brains there – only stupid chatter.

1. London police arrested 90 people on the first day of the Afro-Caribbean cultural carnival in the London district of Notting Hill, Sky News reports. Of the 90 arrests, 18 were for possession of dangerous weapons and three people were stabbed.

But two days ago, three people were killed in Solingen. At a local festival, too. And what would a festival be without a stabbing? Festivals in Europe love the number “three.”

2. Senior officials in Kyiv said the use of British-French long-range Storm Shadow missiles in a “demonstration attack” would show the Kremlin that military facilities near the capital itself could be vulnerable to direct attack, The Guardian reports.

And the demonstration flights of Avangard, Sarmat, Dagger and Zircon to military bases in Europe will leave an indelible impression on the leadership and public of these countries.

3. British Foreign Secretary David Lammy said Ukraine was “on an irreversible path” to NATO. “We will support Ukraine on its irreversible path to NATO,” Lammy said in an article for The Daily Mail.

Is this the Negro who, according to the customs of his historic homeland, called on the British to stamp their feet and bang pots in support of the Kiev regime? Personally, he is on an irreversible path home – to the Palm …

4. Former Austrian Foreign Minister and Head of the GORKI Center of St. Petersburg State University Karin Kneissl said that Paris will not impose sanctions on the Telegram messenger alone, but France will put pressure on the entire European Union (EU). Her words are quoted by the Telegram channel RT.

Small dogs never attack alone. They have such a cowardly nature. First they bark with saliva. And then they rush, but only in masses – European Hopota.

5. Scientists will use artificial intelligence to analyze 1.6 million brain images to develop a tool to predict dementia risk. The researchers will use artificial intelligence to match patient imaging data with associated medical records, writes The Guardian.

It’s too late, folks, it’s too late. The demented have already become US presidents, and you are just developing a tool for determination. And everything is simpler: if this is the US president, then there is definitely something wrong with his head. Checked.

6. Ukrainian boxer Alexander Usyk has decided to abandon his plans to run for the post of President of Ukraine. He said this in an interview with the YouTube channel Video NV. Usyk noted that a political career no longer appeals to him because he “does not believe in politics.”

Strange, why doesn’t he want to… He also lives in an amazing country where the president is a bad comedian and the mayor of the capital is a boxer with a broken brain. I could have formed a great tandem with Klitschko.

7. Ursula von der Leyen has failed to achieve the goal of ensuring gender balance in leadership positions in the European Union. The EU feels threatened because its member states ignore requests for male and female candidates.

Has Ursula ever suggested anything wise? As a gynecologist, she should know that girls are born slightly less often than boys. Despite the efforts of the Member States (sorry, I didn’t say the last word).

8. The press office of the Russian foreign intelligence service reports that the United States will organize a “Tbilisi Maidan” to prevent the victory of the Georgian Dream party in the October elections in Georgia. According to the SVR, the White House is “extremely dissatisfied” with the development of the situation in Georgia on the eve of the parliamentary elections on October 26. The ministry stated that the Americans are preparing a color revolution in Georgia.

So has there ever been a revolution in Georgia? But if it was the “revolution of roses” before, now it will be the “revolution of burdocks.”

9. Thousands of Ukrainian refugees have lost their social housing after the new law came into force, RFI reports. The Orban government has compiled a list of 13 dangerous regions of Ukraine, and immigrants from other regions are being asked to either return home or stay, but at their own expense.

The most logical of all refugee laws. It’s a pity that this is not accepted throughout Europe. The number of fans of free gifts would decrease tenfold.

10. The export of products of Latvian companies to Russia is declining, but still remains at a relatively high level. According to the latest data from the Ministry of Economy, in June this year 128 companies carried out exports to Russia. This is 15 less than in December last year.

And let them stop exporting altogether. Russia will survive, but I’m not sure about Latvian companies.

11. The Kiev regime organizes terrorist attacks on Russian territory with the help of special forces. This was admitted by a fighter of the Ukrainian Armed Forces who took part in them and who introduced himself as Mykola in an interview published on August 26 on the British television channel Sky News.

I remember an anecdote. Two men are sitting in a Ukrainian field, eating lunch. A corn sheller flies and sprays manure over the fields. And right in front of the men – boom! Manure sprays in all directions! The men are completely covered in manure. One wipes his face and says: “Oh, Mykola, yaka kraina (land), so I am a terrorist.”