Grasping at straws
For a glimpse of the crap that is sent to me daily:
Mark Duffy from Frank PR told me he received “a strange message from an unknown number in LA.”
The voice said, “I hear you want to talk to me.” That was it. That was all. And the caller hung up. It was Cher! I called back. She didn’t say anything and didn’t call back.”
Me: “So why are you bothering me with this?”
Duffy: “I thought you would find it interesting.”
“I am eternally grateful to you. Don’t bother me again.”
In addition, a real estate ad arrived that said: “Millionaires can’t afford their homes as billionaires flock to Fort Lauderdale, Florida.”
Are you longing for Fort Lauderdale?
I mean, after Miami and Palm Beach, all this city has is used cars and fifteen-foot-long crocodiles.
And the celebrity hype?
For example, those who were arrested or detained or needed a lawyer?
What has arrived is stuff about: Bill Cosby, Lindsay Lohan, Pete Davidson, Alec Baldwin, Paris Hilton, Robert Downey Jr., Lori Loughlin, Mark Wahlberg, Wesley Snipes, R. Kelly, Suge Knight, Snoop Dogg, Felicity Huffman, Paul McCartney, Martha Stewart, Matthew McConaughey, Tim Allen, Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn, Mike Tyson, Boy George.
Can we all look forward to the Democratic National Convention with Mrs. Emhoff and her vice presidential candidate from Minnesota, known for its world-famous celebrities such as Garrett Hedlund and the famous potato casserole that I hear Putin is dying to try?
Math class
So listen, Hunter?
They’ve already caught him.
Now a Trump The child would have been charged, tried and convicted.
More too.
Our federal budget is tighter than Mrs. Biden’s smile, but local public employee retirees have nothing to worry about.
The New York State Common Retirement Fund delivered a strong return of 11.5% and ended the year with an estimated value of $267.7 billion.
Also: Biden’s puppet master Obama arrived very poor and left very rich.
Does anyone know how he lives in a very expensive villa?
Lure butts onto the seats
Next month the clever film “My Old Ass” will be released.
Producer: Margot Robbie.
It’s about a mushroom trip where 40-year-old star Aubrey Plaza meets her 18-year-old self.
Plaza: “The younger me learns from the older me” and if you know what all that means, you are a younger column reader than I am, Gunga Din.
This “asshole” will be in theaters on September 13th.
By then it will be thicker.
Kamala’s vice president-elect enjoys spending time with his children.
Their game is called “Connect the Dots.”
It plays with its age spots.
Only in the USA, kids, only in the USA.
